C A S T  &  C R E W
 
SOME DUDES

 

SONNY HUTCHINSON <<<<<

 

Filmography - 50 cent vs. the Game: Uncle Mike, God vs. the Devil: Sonny Accountant, The Hills Have Gypsies: Sonny, the Diabolical Scheme: Sonny, Zuiikin Insanity: Cop Deputy,On the Next 24: Sergeant, Teh Real World: Sonny

Bio - Sonny Is a bad ass. He sleeps in till at least 2:00 every saturday and sunday but when he wakes up he has the strength of an Orangutan-Grizzly Bear hybrid, along with having infinite energy. Sonny's first Pujo Productions movie was 50 cent vs. the game, but since then hes become the main character in 2 other movies, and almost no movie can be complete without him. Sonny's good friend Nikita is also in a few Pujo Productions movies, because hes a cool dude. Sonny is currently a Senior at College Park high school, but hes going to join the Marines in July 2007, Semper Fi! .

 

 

 

>>>>> T I M O T H Y  M A R K S
tim
 

Filmography- Scarface Redux: Arab ; Bubba Joe Jackson: Redneck uncle Charlie, Irishman; Doughnuts: Sleazebag. Andy Goes to the Mayor: Coldbone

Bio- As the picture above implies, Tim has been in so many movies that his face has withered into a permanent scrotal crease. He has been with Pujo Productions from the beginning, which means his profile should've been up here years ago, but we're lazy assholes. Tim can play any role because he's just that good. Tim is also a beats master, his DJ name is DJ Juicy Jay, so look him up on facebook and stuff. He's currently kickin it at UC Irvine, but his career with pujoproductions is far from over.

 

 

 

JOHN GALLAGHER <<<<<
 

Filmography- Campus Safety: Tales of a Dick: John Gallagher, Jerry in: The Gheyest Poem ever made

Bio- From the Hot streets of Reno Nevada. John Gallagher was raised on a small pepper plantation along the Sierra Nevada Hills. A radioactive waste accident involving a truck left with covered in nuclear waste. From that point on John Gallagher has had a perpetual goatee and beard. At WIllamette, everyobdy wants to hang around John cause hes the coolest guy around campus, and if you dont agree I'll shank you!. Anyways Johns probably the most hilarious actor at Willamette, and hes a big Giants fan...blegh.

It's a safe bet that you might see John Gallagher in alot more movies at Willamette.
 

 

ALLON FRIEMAN <<<<<
 

Filmography- Campus Safety: Tales of a Dick: Allan Frieman

Bio- Allon is a guy with some of the craziest stories you'll ever hear, EVER. Hes grown up in Isreal, traveled to Eastern Europe alone for months on end, Has had run-ins with evil Seattle Policeman, and has grown up with batshit insane friends from Mercer Island. He has had about as many crazy adventures as say Indiana Jones. His only weakness is campus Safety!

Me and Allon had a crazy ass radio show, and well definitely be doing it next year. The Allon and Raleigh Show

Although Allon doesn't usually film for more than an hour, he's a good actor and an Awesome guy

 

 

NIKITA TARANDUKE <<<<<
 

Filmography- The Hills Have Gypsies: Nikita, Backwards, On the Next 24: Turkish Sultan

Bio- Nikita is a cool dude, He and Sonny have destroyed any Noobz that dare challenge them in Dawn of War or Counter Strike. Nikita is also an insanely good Graphic Designer. He makes 3-D renderings of planets, sketches, and signatures for various internet peoples. Sonny and Nikita are pretty much inseperable when they both come to pleasant hill, and they make a legendary team of super friends. Nikita is currently taking College Courses over the summer so he can go to San Jose State next year.

 

 

 

A D A M  G I N S B U R G  <<<<<

 

Filmography - American White Ninja : William Whitman/White Ninja

Bio - Though he was only able to do one film with Pujo Productions, his performance as the lead role in American White Ninja will go down in cinema history. Adam is a thespian actor with many a play under his belt. Tired of the high school drama club scene (a place full of bad actors and lame performances), Adam left the theatre to pursue a career in cinema.

Adam Ginsburg's comedic talent puts Adam Sandler and Will Farrell to shame (Emo Phillips is still funnier though). And like Curly, Adam's disregard for his own safety allows him to pull off really hilar slap stick stunts.

 

 

 

M A T T  K W O K  <<<<<
  Filmography - To Kill A Mocking Bird ReMiX : Stupid little kid #2; Thai Chicken Pizza : crew; Quick Kung Fu 2 : Hermanez Armines del Cerrido Pocheco; The Taxi Movie : some stupid minister dude

Bio - This all-pro b-boy from some place in China (the non-communist part) has been in many a production. Kwok has played a variety of roles during his time at Pujo Productions, from redneck child to Kung-Fu Mexican. Hopefully, there will be an upcoming remake of the hit movie Quick Kung Fu 2. This will provide Matt with the opportunity to show off his acting and b-boy skills.

 

 

 

J O N O  C H U N G  <<<<<
  Filmography - To Kill A Mocking Bird ReMiX : stupid little kid #1; Thai Chicken Pizza : cameraman; Ghost Soldiers : Tim O' Brian, co-director

Bio - A superb actor, Jono's performance in the Vietnam comedy Ghost Soldiers won him an A- in English class. When his right ass cheek gets shot off in the film, you can really feel the bloody ooze pour out as he cries in pain. Yes, Jono is one of the few actors in this world that can actually endow a stupid goofy character with emotion and soul and shit, once again proving that you do not need to take four semesters of a crappy drama class to be an actor.

Jono has a dom house in Berkeley that I have yet to see.

 

 

K E V I N  L O W R Y <<<<<
Kevin Lowry
 

Filmography- World War 2 Movie: Captain Lowry, Bubba Joe Jackson: Union soldier; Dougnuts: Spanish man, The Moses Show: Stalin, Smuggle-B-Gone : gullible Moragan house mom

Bio- So I come back from one of my long school year expeditions in Utah and I find my brother has hired yet another utility actor. I was skeptical, but after seeing Kevin in "Bubba Joe Jackson," my fears were put to rest. Like so many of our Pujo Productions actors, Kevin can play any role given to him.

Plus he can speak fluent Espaniola.

 

 

TOM AKITA <<<<<
tom akita
 

Filmography-Euclid: Nippocles, Le Doctor de Crazy: Dr. Akita, Mr. Dobalina: Opressed Worker, Emil und die Detektive: Policeman,Teh Room: Janitor, Old Tyme Fight to the Death, Ezekiel Strube

Bio- Tom Akita is a very elusive person. he runs about 6 miles a day and is almost never home. To find Tom at you need to set up an elaborate system or traps and lures. Despite his elusiveness, Tom always plays hilarious characters in the movies he's in, and if his voice was any lower it would make you lose bowel control. Currently Tom is attending Wesleyan in a mysterious state on the East Coast.

 

 

 

 

T Y S O N  S T I L L M A N  <<<<<
  Filmography - Tyson X : himself

Bio - Despite his short career at Pujo Productions, Tyson distinguished himself in the hilar short film Tyson X. In actuality, Tyson is a raving, ranting lunatic. If your a friend of his, it's probably hazardous to your health. His medications have no effect on him.

Tyson is a remnant of the true punk culture that supposedly died out with the birth of crappy 90's punk. He represents a time when punks wore anarchy symbols instead of corporate logos, a time when punks sang ballads of political activism, where as nowadays they're all a bunch of wimpy pussies that complain about breaking up with their girlfriends. Tyson is a rare specimen that should be put in a lab and studied so that scientist may use his genes to cure modern day pussy pop punk kids.

 

 

 

R E O  T A H A R A  <<<<<
  Filmography - Tyson X : Dr. Tahara; American White Ninja : Ninja Boss #1

Bio - Reo Tahara will slice you open if you believe Tom Cruz is the last samurai. Reo embodies all the ideals of the samurai code, and expresses a level of Japanese national pride that no one has seen since WWII. His hope is that one day, the Japanese Empire will rise to its former glory and wreak brutal vengeance upon its former enemies. We wish Reo the best of luck with his dreams.

For now, Reo is was aloyal employee of Pujo Production at Wasatch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
>>>>> E V A N  S C H M I D T
 

Filmography- Bubba Joe Jackson: Smelly Jim; Doughnuts: Hungry guy; Boredom: Closet-Slave master; 50 cent vs. the Game: Rapist leader; Zuiikin Insanity: Roomate; Womanhood: Jimmy, Teh Real World: Crazy Evan, On the Next 24: Support Arab

Bio- Definately one of the greatest people ever to live on the face of the earth, Evan is the glue that holds the various factions of friends together in pleasant hill. He's also undisputedly one of the most hilarious guy in the world; which he proved when we had do deal with a crazy ass drama teacher in high school. Evan has starred in almost half of all our movies, all of which he's turned into works of art. Evan can also school any man alive at wrestling, destroying them with his beastly german legs. He's currently going to UC Santa Cruz, rooming with Kurt Almeda, and hes gonna own that school.

 

 

 

 

>>>>JOHN SUTTON

 

Filmography - 50 cent vs the Game: Rapist # 2, The Diabolical Scheme: John, Womanhood: Momma, Zuiikin Insanity: Cop Captain

Bio - John Is a big dude, a giant some say. In wrestling practice his whole team used to call him the Ogre Killer because he always had to wrestle against giant Serbians and Tongans. Hes also an uber-mechanic, building his own custom VW bug almost from scrap. Him and Sonny live near each other in Pleasant Hill, but they team up once every weekend to destroy the oppositon in Dawn of War. Hes part of the new generation of Pujo Productions actors. John is a hilarious and awesome guy, and hes currently going to DVC right now with Ryan Makris, Ryan Arthur, and Tru Dans. WAAAAAGGH

"Being a cop, its like you get shit in the face everday, but sometimes....that shit's filled with Gold"

- John (Cop Captain) Zuiikin Insanity

 

 

 

 

 

A N D Y  K N E I S E <<<<<
andy
 

Filmography- Doughnuts: the Mastermind; Genocide: Arab, Jew; Boredom: Himself, God vs the Devil: God. Andy goes to the Mayor: Andy

Bio- When an actor gets signed to Pujo Productions, he starts at the bottom of the ladder, playing bit parts and cleaning up the dog crap in our yard. Andy is one of the few tenacious employees that rose up in the ranks. For years he tolerated all the stupid jobs, like always being the kid that was the first to be gunned down. But Andy stuck to it and eventually won the star role in the film "Boredom."

Andy has proven himself an able actor and will continue to star in many many many more movies.

 

 

 

YANNICK LAMBRECHT <<<<<
yannick
 

Filmography- Doughnuts: Scooterkid. Just Add Water: Buisnessman with mustache. Andy goes to Amsterdam pt. 1-2: Yannick

Bio- Yannick has been around a long time. Yannick, Tim and Andy are part of a crazy group of friends, and Yannick always has the crazy ideas. If anybody doesn't know by now, Yannick is one of the few pround Belgian families to live in the Bay Area. Currently he goes to Chapman University, and probably has had a crazy time. What most people don't know about Yannick is he's a god damn Opera Singer, with a voice that would make those Italian Tenors shit themselves in jealousy.

 

 

 

K U N G A  C H O D E N  <<<<<
kunga

 

Filmography - Quick Kung Fu : Guy with jacket, co-writer; American White Ninja : Ninja Teacher, Ninja bad guy, film crewman

Bio - Kunga is a dominant action star, both on and off the stage. As a Tibetan, he's empowered with the same super human abilities as the Bullet Proof Monk dude (and Kunga assure me that Bullet Proof Monk is a very accurate portrayal of Tibetan culture). Kunga has spent most of his life kicking Communist-Chinese ass in Tibet and Nepal. He even saved his country from the evil Lo Pan (yes, the Lo Pan).

Kunga has put his martial arts prowess (Kunga-Fu if you will) to good use on camera.

 

 

 

 

>>>>> J A M E S  O T I M

 

Filmography - Quick Kung Fu : Guy with can; American White Ninja : CIA Agent Cobra

Bio - Yet another budding action star in the Pujo Productions line up. This basketball MVP-turned-actor has a talent for kicking everybody's ass on screen. James natural stealthiness worked so well that he literally turned invisible during many of the shots! When he's not laying out some stroob on camera, James enjoys reading poetry and discussing philosophy with Tass Bey. Behind the glock is a silent scholar.

James's action talent will continue to show up in many upcoming Pujo Productions features.

 

 

 

 

>>>>> B I L L  S H I E L D S
  Filmography - Scarface Redux : Al Pacino; Bubba Joe Jackson : Union Solder #1, Confederate Soldier #1, the Dad, camerman

Bio - Billy has been with Pujo Productions for a long time. He has played many roles, most of which involve running around frantically with a fake gun. He plays the lead role in Scarface Redux, a role which involves a lot of shooting stuff, and hardly any dialogue. In fact, I think his only line in that whole movie was "I shall put this to good use, Super Gigahertz."

Bill likes cars. Bill is saving up for a sweet ass IROC Camero, which he assures me is the sweetest car ever made.

 

 

 

 

>>>>> H A R R I S O N HUSS
Harrison Huss
 

Filmography- Bubba Joe Jackson: Colonel O'Brian; Doughnuts: Hijacker; Ghost Soldiers: Sniper, Andy goes the Mayor pt. 2: Anal thief

Bio- Even though I don't cross paths with Harry that much any more, hes out there chilling with Kevin Lowry, and hes a cool dude.

 

 

 

 

 

>>>>> L E E  F A R R E L L
  Filmography - To Kill A Mocking Bird ReMiX : Stupid little kid #3; Thai Chicken Pizza : pizza box mechanic; Quick Kung Fu 2 : General Samuel Houston

Bio - Lee Farrell is another Pujo Productions veteran. Though his b-boy skills are nearly equal to Kwok's, Lee's true ability lies in his unknown ethnic origin. Nobody knows what this guy is. This allows him to take on a variety of roles. He's also the only fellow in the posse right now that has a steady girlfriend. Lucky bastard.

 

 

 

 

>>>>>The General
  Filmography - To Kill A Mocking Bird ReMiX : stupid little kid #4; Quick Kung Fu 2 : Enrique the Genital Janitor; Ghost Soldiers : Bobby Jorgenson

Bio - A supposed legend at Counter Strike. The General is elusive.

King Blad

 

 

 

 

>>>>> D A N  G L A S S
  Filmography - The Daniel Glass Movie : himself, co-writer

Bio - Like the General, Dan Glass is elusive. However, one can find a glimpse of his true character and genius in The Daniel Glass Movie. A quote:

"I have to ponder. A bunch of people wearing 'Independent' clothing brand, it's a skate company, cannot see the irony in their fashion. And then the people who make the clothing aren't independent at all, forced into doing it so that they can feed they're families. The capitalism that spreads over the world makes 3rd world children work so that American kids can feel the comfort of being 'Independent.' So yeah..."

 

 

 

 

>>>  . . . OTHERS   <<<
 

Pujo Productions has many talented actors and actresses at its dispense, but I'm not about to go and write biographies for everyone. So here's the other folks I can remember:

Eric Mckelyea-Nick Richardson-Daisuke---Adam Gockley---Bread Lee----Amelle Jordan---Mac Woodruff---Jay Williams---Carson Smith---STUCO Steve---Pone Lucacs---Jon Taylor---Ben Kohler---Carla Williams---Zach Snyder---Ray Cook---Carl Profaci---Jono Lippman---Walt Schlender---Paul Lucchese---David Fineman---John Marseilles---Ryan Graves---Jerome Gates---Will Fey---Kyle Rockowitz---Paul Landry---Choong Nam---Hyo Nam Kang---Tomoya---Atsunori Ito---Luke Fartitta---Tony Reed---Akihiro---Fosduh Thalheimer--Tom Akita--Patrick Dear--Kurt Alameda -- Jake Hattabaugh-- Justin Thompson-- Justin Suico- Bryan Holbrook-James Sowers-Harrison Thomas- Luke Russel- David Mynar- Bjorn Anderson- Bethany Hunter

 

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